Daily Dosage: "Horry Kow" A One-Hitter!

Seriously. Where is Hiroki Kuroda's unnecessarily offensive t-shirt? If he was a Cub, they'd definitely have one and if they didn't they would after Monday night's performance. Kuroda one-hit the Braves as the Dodgers won 3-0.

That makes Dodger fans happy. The fact that Frank McCourt nixed a possible CC Sabathia deal won't.

On the other hand, they do have the eye candy known as Alyssa Milano so I'm sure their focus is elsewhere.

Beasley 1 Rose 0. Is it too early for the Michael Beasley Fan Club to jump out of the woodwork and give Bulls GM John Paxson the "I told you so" treatment? Maybe. Nonetheless Beasley's 28 points in 23 minutes in the Heat's 94-70 victory over the Baby Bullies.

Joakim Noah was torched for most of those buckets...musta been the cognac.

As for D-Rose, 10 points 4 assists and 5 turnovers. Thankfully summer league games don't count for much....unless you take into consideration that Beasley picked apart the Bulls starting front court.

Quality Linkage

  • CC Sabathia: Now Period Free. (The Canadian Press)
  • Some AFC West love from Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez, who saved the life of a Chargers fan. (Arrowhead Pride)
  • Some stripper claims to have reversed the curse. Is she moving to Chicago anytime soon? I'll foot the bill. (Boston Herald)
  • Michael Vick is filing for bankrupcy. Dogs everywhere can celebrate freely! (Bloomberg)
  • ESPN should sit back and take notes from this blog when they decide to make a series about the '08 Cubs. (Windy Citizen)