Yeah, well, I'm preparing for the BIGGEST cookout in the history of the world. It's called Papa Roy's Annual Rib Out where my pops (and a collection of my buddies and pals) cook 27 slabs of ribs among other things.
Is your mouth watering yet? It should be.
Friday you'll get a nice li'l post on how the Cubs are gonna win the NL Central. And then later Friday, so people don't think I'm just a one-sided Cubcentric bastard, I'll show ya how the ChiSox are gonna win a division no one predicted they'd win.
Aren't I such a nice guy?
Until then, enjoy a blast from the past...Lindsay Lohan, before Lil' Wayne used her name in a rap song to um...you can figure it out.