The Dirty 30 Chronicles: Ladies, watch out, Nick Swisher is 16 pounds lighter in 2009

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Pitchers and catchers have reported and look who is already making headlines. TBDS' favorite punchline ... The Dirtiest of the Thirtiest.

He's out of Chicago and spending time in the Big Apple and is a little more trim so he can compete with Derek Jeter's boner.

"The twinkle is back and Nick Swisher can't wait to tackle another Major League Baseball season.

Swisher returned to his old stomping grounds on the campus of Parkersburg High School during Monday's press conference inside Jack Stephens Memorial Gym to announce the former PHS standout as the spokesman with Broughton Foods Company."

Valentine's Day sucked for me. But reading the first two paragraphs of this story just made my day.

Lighter Swisher ready to join New York Yankees [News & Sentinel]