Kobe, you f@#$%*& idiot!

Kobe, are you pointing at someone smarter than you?

"Cathartic? I ain't go to college. I don't know what cathartic means." - Kobe Bryant.

It would be really easy to insert a joke about how Kobe doesn't know what "no" means either, but alas, I'll pass.

But seriously, Kobe, you're better than that. You don't get an increase in street cred for being stupid.