But talk about the buried lead (italicizing done by yours truly):
"Following Wednesday's game against the Blue Jays in Dunedin, Sucart drove a dark red Chevy Suburban into a restricted area less than 50 yards from the Yankees' clubhouse. A-Rod and Nick Swisher, along with two unidentified men, got in the SUV and headed back to Tampa."
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Two unidentified men? That's not the Nick Swisher I know.
In an unrelated(?) story, Derek Jeter drove away with three blondes, two brunettes and a red head.
Yankees ban Alex Rodriguez's cousin Yuri Sucart from team facilities [NY Daily News]