Nick Swisher wants to take that 1.000 batting average on to the field

The New York Daily News reports that Yuri Sucart, A-Roid's supplier, driver, (cuddle buddy?) will no longer be allowed on the team's complex.

But talk about the buried lead (italicizing done by yours truly):

"Following Wednesday's game against the Blue Jays in Dunedin, Sucart drove a dark red Chevy Suburban into a restricted area less than 50 yards from the Yankees' clubhouse. A-Rod and Nick Swisher, along with two unidentified men, got in the SUV and headed back to Tampa."

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Two unidentified men? That's not the Nick Swisher I know.

In an unrelated(?) story, Derek Jeter drove away with three blondes, two brunettes and a red head.

Yankees ban Alex Rodriguez's cousin Yuri Sucart from team facilities [NY Daily News]