He is a San Diego Padre.
Chances are very high Peavy will be the Padres' opening day starter. He will wear No. 44 on his back with SD on his cap. OK?
I don't want you to dissect every move he makes and every word he says and twist it to the point where it sounds like a Peavy-to-Chicago deal is imminent.
So if you the Cub fan isn't happy with Zambrano, Dempster, Lilly, Harden and Nameless McFifthstarter manning the rotation, then, well, get prepared for a season of underachieving on the North Side.
Not that you're not accustomed to that anyhow.