"All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped." - Plaxico Burress
"You think that mistletoe is hung low? You must not know 'bout me." - Vinsanthe Schiancoe, Santonio Holmes, Chris Cooley
"I'm dreaming of a white ... wife and a black head coach in the SEC." - Turner Gill
"Ho, ho, ho. Watch the dough hit the flo'." - Adam "Pac Man" Jones
You get the gist of it, let's see if you, my beloved reader, can add some more.