Greetings From The New Guy

The Big Dead Sidebar needed something new. Something fresh.

And even though Luis does a great job (when he isn't jerking off after every Wayne Ellington jump shot or trying to bring down the Cubs from the top), there are things he cannot do. One of which, I will do.

Now that he has gone mainstream, he can't be the savvy media critic he wants to be. I can, though.

And while the guys over at FireJoeMorgan have their real jobs back, it doesn't mean bad sports media gets a free pass.

I won't be around as often as guys like Luis or M.J. Hartwig, you'll know when I'm here and making a presence.

So long, suckas.