The AL Central Wants In On The Landscaping Activities

Why that is a mighty fine lawn we got here. I couldn't have done it better myself

Not to be outdone by fellow Latino stars Albert Pujols and Carlos Zambrano, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen wants to let you know about his grass-cutting expertise.

Guillen bought a T-shirt and wore it in the clubhouse. "I might cut lawns but I don't stand in the rain selling T-shirts," Guillen said, laughing.

In conclusion: The Midwest is the best at lawn care.

Ozzie Guillen Mocks Wrigley T-Shirt [Hardball: A Chicago Tribune Blog]

Also see:

The NL Central Has Cornered The Market On Landscaping, Offensive T-Shirts [The Big Dead Sidebar]
Midwesterners Sure Do Love Their Lawn Mowin' T-Shirts [Deadspin]