Not to be outdone by fellow Latino stars Albert Pujols and Carlos Zambrano, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen wants to let you know about his grass-cutting expertise.
Guillen bought a T-shirt and wore it in the clubhouse. "I might cut lawns but I don't stand in the rain selling T-shirts," Guillen said, laughing.
In conclusion: The Midwest is the best at lawn care.
Ozzie Guillen Mocks Wrigley T-Shirt [Hardball: A Chicago Tribune Blog]
The NL Central Has Cornered The Market On Landscaping, Offensive T-Shirts [The Big Dead Sidebar]
Midwesterners Sure Do Love Their Lawn Mowin' T-Shirts [Deadspin]