Beware of Barack

President-elect Obama's Whistle Stop Train Tour
Alright, I get it. Today is an important day in American history.

Barack Obama will officially become America's 44th President and will attempt to clean up in four years the mess George Bush created in eight.

Good luck, B.O.

And while most people will focus on the economy, foreign affairs and bailing out big business, The Big Dead Sidebar will take a look at what President Obama can do to improve sports.

Because, really, that is all I care about.