Paul Bako saves his best game for a meaningless spring training bout

The Chicago Sun-Times decided for me that Cubs catcher Paul Bako actually putting bat to ball was worthy of a news alert headline.

PHOENIX---- Paul Bako had four hits and three RBIs even though he had his first at-bat in the sixth inning, and the Chicago Cubs roughed up Dana Eveland in a 20-5 win over the Oakland Athletics on Monday.

Congrats to Gabor, who collected a grand total of four hits from Sept. 13 through Sept. 27, 2008. And that's the guy who is going to back up Geovany Soto.

Um, allow me to channel my inner MTV reality dating show and exclaim:

NEXT!