It's 11:00 a.m. in the central, is John Calipari up yet?

Last we heard, Memphis head coach John Calipari was "sleeping" on the University of Kentucky's lucrative offer to coach its men's basketball team. Think Coach Cal is a cuddler? Maybe someone unplugged his alarm clock. He could be a heavy sleeper.

But if I was Calipari, I'd be taking Ashley Judd on a test drive before making my final decision.

And by test drive, of course I mean an in-depth interview to analyze her knowledge of college hoops.