"The Money Shot" starring Jim Thome

It started with Papelbon and ended with a Prince.

Until White Sox slugger Jim Thome came around.

My guess: Nick Swisher strikes again!

I love these celebratory pictures because they look like so much fun. One day, I hope to partake in one of these celebrations.

Who knows, maybe one day I'll be doused in champagne and ridiculed by a younger, wittier version of me.

One can only hope.

Congrats, Jim. Don't ever forget your roots, as a Cubs fan.