Joakim Noah Is Apparently Having Himself Quite The Offseason

Ever since Joakim Noah swiped Paul Pierce and delivered that in-yo-face scream-inspired slam on the Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls fans have endeared themselves to the second-year player from the University of Florida.

And it looks as if (allegedly) Noah has parlayed that love into the offseason, which started with these pics with a hottie in the water and then this alleged text message.

And to cleanse myself from this situation, you should probably read TFLNs terms of agreement.

Makes me wonder if Geovany Soto understands the "no snitching" policy?

In either case, after checking out Noah's offseason work out plan, there's only one thing that comes to my mind. (Real Video Here)