Colby Rasmus Has Fans? What Is Wrong With Today's Youth?

Because apparently, nothing turns a girl on like a .251/.308/.418/.726 line.  Maybe it's the flat-bill cap.

And every time I feel embarrassed to be a Cubs fan, I should turn to this video and remind myself that things could be much, much worse.  If you watch this video with the volume on it means you are doing a terrible disservice to your ears.  Even Hellen Keller doesn't mind being deaf for this one.

(via Deadspin)