Much has been made of the Chicago Police Department's effort to find The Culprit. No, not Crazy Uncle Milton. The guy who threw that beer cup at Shane Victorino. Now, the swift, switch-hitting center fielder is filing a formal complaint and all of a sudden, Steve Bartman is no longer the most hated Cubs fan in team history.
And from the comfort of being in front of a computer screen, I think I found the guy.
Doesn't this guy (via Deadspin)
... look a lot like this guy .... (via HJE)
Even Hire Jim Essian agrees, no matter the case, Mend My Heart guy should definitely get locked up.