Coming Soon: Why Your Team Won't Beat Da Bears In The Super Bowl

Alright, so TBDS Late Night will be sidelined for about the next month as we attempt to preview the upcoming NFL season. But this isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill preview. Not by a long shot.

See, ever since the Chicago Bears acquired quarterback Jay Cutler from the Denver Broncos, I have been convinced that Da Bears were Super Bowl bound. And with each passing day, I've grown more and more confident, to the point where I am ready to hitch my bandwagon to Cutler's Kids and say:

THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL!

There, I said it. And yes, the all-caps was necessary here.

Yours truly will run down every team that will fall short of Super Bowl glory at the expense of Da Bears.

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