Scarlett J Introduces You To The Weekender

It has come to my attention that a few of you lovely readers miss the Daily Dosage.  For those of you just tuning into The Big Dead Sidebar, the Daily Dosage was a round up of links that I liked -- and to catch your attention -- a picture of a girl you would like to have relations with.  Doing it on a daily basis turned out to be a pain in the butt, however, doing it once a week seemed like a good idea.

So consider this your weekly dosage -- or something like that.

• The top-20 tracks of the 2000s -- an Outkast track gets the No. 1 spot, but I bet you can't guess which one.
• Photos from the National Cougar Convention. Hell and yes!
• How to go from teenage millionaire to grasping for straws at 22. (Hint: Cocaine abuse) Hope Miley Cyrus reads this one.
• The hottest college fan bases. Safe For Work ... not safe for your pants!
• Lingerie Football kicks off tonight in Chicago.
• If you've got a 1994 Honda Accord, it's probably being stolen as you read this.
• Mug shot fail FTW!
• Someone Marlins have got beef with HanRam -- I know a North Side team that could use a shortstop that doesn't suck.
• 40 percent of sports reporters gamble. 100 percent of them win when they bet against the Nationals. True story.
• Ernie Harwell, one of baseball's best broadcasters, diagnosed with incurable cancer. That's messed up.
• Fact: Kyle Orton is ugly.
• If the Washington Redskins are suing their fans. Can Cubs fans sue the Cubs?
• Erin Andrews is back. Kind of.
• After getting beaned a few weeks ago, it looks like the swelling of David Wright's head has gone down.
• OK, so maybe Facebook isn't dead.
• Headline: Man tells police woman stole his sex toy. Dateline: "NICEVILLE"