Sources: Chicago Baseball Pronounced Dead

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Sources tell The Big Dead Sidebar that the Chicago baseball scene was found dead at approximately 12:01 p.m. today.
Those close to the situation confirm the death of both Chicago baseball teams' 2009 seasons shortly after the NFL season kicked off.

A source familiar with the case informed The Big Dead Sidebar that while there are minimal signs of life, Chicago baseball fans are ready to pull the plug on the season and prepare for the upcoming season for their fantasy football teams, and their real football team, the Chicago Bears.

Stay with here with TBDS as more developments of this story come forth.

And, oh yeah, Go Bears!

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