Erin Andrews Stalking Suspect Caught

Surprise, surprise.  Guess you owe someone (see: me) an apology.

I was glad to wake up this morning and find out that the real perpetrator of the inexcusable, unforgiveable and super-duper creepy Erin Andrews peephole video deal has been caught.  His name? 

Michael David Barrett of Westmont, Ill.

Maybe now it makes sense that he's been laying low since the Cubs dealt him to the Padres in 2007.  It would explain why Carlos Zambrano beat the crap out of him in the dugout -- and then in the clubhouse.  I guess this is what you resort to when those checks from Jim Hendry quit coming to your mailbox.

Oh wait, we're not talking about that Michael Barrett?  My bad.

Time to move on with our lives.  (P.S.  I'm liking the EA with glasses look.  Cute librarian-ish.  I'm a fan)