The AL Central Wants In On The Landscaping Activities

Why that is a mighty fine lawn we got here. I couldn't have done it better myself

Not to be outdone by fellow Latino stars Albert Pujols and Carlos Zambrano, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen wants to let you know about his grass-cutting expertise.

Guillen bought a T-shirt and wore it in the clubhouse. "I might cut lawns but I don't stand in the rain selling T-shirts," Guillen said, laughing.

In conclusion: The Midwest is the best at lawn care.

Ozzie Guillen Mocks Wrigley T-Shirt [Hardball: A Chicago Tribune Blog]

Also see:

The NL Central Has Cornered The Market On Landscaping, Offensive T-Shirts [The Big Dead Sidebar]
Midwesterners Sure Do Love Their Lawn Mowin' T-Shirts [Deadspin]

The National League Central Has Cornered The Market On Landscaping, Offensive T-Shirts

In early May, Joe Sports Fan revealed that the St. Louis marketplace, with its "Zambrano Mows My Lawn" t-shirt, was looking to make a move on the offensive paraphernalia market which is primarily owned by the Chicago Cubs.

Well, while randomly wandering around Wrigleyville after the Cubs' 6-5 loss to the Houston Astros, myself and TBDS co-founder Matt Hartwig came across a classy (and by classy I mean equally racist) Chicago response during the inaugural TBDS Day At The Park.

My response: "Horry Kow" another offensive shirt!

How long until "Lee Picks My Cotton" and "LaRussa Is My Designated Driver" t-shirts come out?

Seriously, what's next? Ponder that while I go hide in shame.