You sir.. are an idiot


Texas Tech athletic director Gerald Myers has to be the dumbest man in college football.

For those who don't know, Myers put a deadline on current coach Mike Leach to approve a new contract extension filled with baloney language about non-related Red Raider activity as well as the idea that if he doesn't sign the extension soon he'll be fired.

Guns up...

This doesn't make sense on any front. Texas Tech is not Ohio State or Oklahoma here. In fact, the Red Raiders play in Lubbock, an obscure town in west Texas and have never won a Big 12 title (though Leach and co. deserved to have a shot last season).

To make matters even more bizarre, Leach turned around a program that was messed up on more levels than football. Take into account this program was on probation before he arrived and also had terrible graduation rates.

Now?

Leach's innovative offensive scheme breaks records, sells tickets, wins games and pumps out the conference's highest graduation rates.

Leach's reward?

Commit to us forever or you're fired, essentially.

Both sides claim it's not about the money and that appears to be correct because Leach was ready to sign the deal before the athletic director added some troubling stipulations to the contract.

Among the many: Leach has to have permission from the athletic director to interview at any school and can be fired for not seeking permission.

Who in the world would WANT their coach to interview elsewhere? How does that make a lick of sense?

Another stipulation calls for Leach to only receive 12 percent of his contract if he is fired (well below NCAA coaching standards).

Say Leach gets offered a job and decides to leave? It'll cost him a buyout of $1.5 million, an elevation from the $500k buyout he currently has.

But what is the most ludicrous rule?

Any money made outside of his coaching contract due to his appearances, book deals or otherwise goes to the university.

No one in their right mind would agree to that and if they did, it wouldn't be at a school like Texas Tech.

Of course, Leach won't agree to this deal and if his superiors stick to their plan, he'll be fired.

So you take a team to the brink of a national championship, a Big 12 title and have the best grades in the country while doing it and you are rewarded with ultimatums?

That is Grade-A bologna.

Is John Paxson asleep at the wheel?

NBA: DEC 12 Kings at Lakers
By all accounts, Chicago Bulls GM John Paxson is a lame duck.

Which makes sense after that lame trade he orchestrated yesterday. I wonder if Mad Pax knows that the Bulls' biggest weakness is the lack of a low-post presence that can team with budding star point guard Derrick Rose starting now and going into the future.

Instead, the Bulls got a big sloppy, sloth-like softy of a 32-year-old center (Brad Miller) and Thabo Sefolosha's American clone, John Salmons.

Miller will be serving his second stint in Chicago ... which makes me wonder what was the point of trading him in the first point. Oh, that's right, because he wasn't that good the first time around. Nothing says block dominance like a 7-footer spotting up for three -- unless his name, of course, is Dirk from Dallas.

The trade basically confirms the Bulls traded the expiring contract of Drew Gooden for absolutely nothing. And now they're adding two more years of Miller, whose name maeks me feel as if I drank a case of Miller High Life, but not as intoxicating.

Still makes me kinda wanna throw up.

A Midwinters Morning Dream: Manny a Cub

Los Angeles Dodgers vs Chicago Cubs
Manny Ramirez has never been angry enough to throw a bottle into the crowd.

He's never injured himself after getting ejected for arguing with an umpire.

Milton Bradley has.

And he's got a three-year contract.

So it begs the question: why doesn't Manny Ramirez have a job?

All he's done is hit. A lot. He hit .396 with 17 homers ... in 53 games against NL pitchers. Despite his lackluster defense, Manny is a game-changing figure at the plate and an anchor in the middle of the order. He's a transcendent talent who shines in October.

Yet, he remains unsigned.

Meanwhile, the Cubs are trying to figure out where to bat Bradley, who fit the description of left-handed stick the Cubs pined for this offseason.

Too bad Manny doesn't bat from the other batter's box, he'd probably be a Cub right now.

Heck, the Cubs are trying to figure out what to do as a team. Adding Ramirez could shift Alfonso Soriano to right field or back to his original position, second base.

And while the Cubs' team defense would suffer over a 162 game season, I say defense be damned.

Bring Mannywood to the Midwest.

Saluki fans, it could be worse

It's too bad Carbondale's kids weren't playing Chambana's crew tonight.

Illinois scored 33 points in its loss against Penn State ... which only scored 38 points.

SIU scored 34 points ... in the second half of its loss to Indiana State

Anthony Booker and Ryan Hare combined to score 34 points.

That means the two Saluki freshmen could have done the damage in the first half, taken the second half off and still would have beaten U of I by one stinkin' point.

Sorry to take away from DePaul's pity party, but it's a sad day for basketball in the state of Illinois.

Hornets: Alley Whoops Bulls: Let's play some hoops


With the NBA trade deadline fast approaching, teams are looking to manipulate their rosters in preparation for the salary cap dip this summer and the ultimate free agency class of 2010. So far, there have only been two major moves. One was successful and the other was not that smart. 

The promising New Orleans Hornets were flirting with some salary cap penalties because of all the big name players they were overpaying. So they decided to ship out Tyson Chandler. That is an understandable move since Chandler is not the most special player in the post, but he was a key component to Chris Paul's pick-n-roll dominance. 

I know I will miss the misdirection lob passing beauty that Paul and Chandler mastered with each other. But all good things must come to an end. Even though the Hornets broke up that combination, they could have done a much better job of bringing in someone to fill the void on the pick-n-roll combination. 

Instead they received Chris Wilcox and Joe Smith. Again, they are not the worst players in the world, but their games are much different than Chandler's. Chandler was lengthy enough to throw down the oop from any angle and he would bring defensive intensity. 

Wilcox and Smith have some nice jumpshots, but the Hornets will suffer with interior defense and definitely with the athleticism required to throw down the oops Chandler did. I understand the need to get under the cap, but let me just remind the whole NBA right now. 

There is ONLY ONE LeBron James. 

All these teams are trying to position themselves to get him and only one team will end up with him. So the rest of these teams trying to unload salaries are going to end up disappointed and worse off than they were in the 2008-09 season. Sure, they can get other top free agents, but I think teams need to focus on the present as well. 

The Hornets are going to suffer this year because of the move, but they need to continue to develop Hilton Armstrong and hope they can get a player like Amare in 2010. 

On the other hand, the Chicago Bulls made a nice move by getting the versatile John Salmons and sure-handed Brad Miller. The Bulls have needed a "true" guard and a post presence for quite some time. 

Salmons will provide the undersized Bulls with a lengthy threat on the outside and his basketball IQ is much higher than "I shoot everything" Larry Hughes. He is also a decent backup in the small forward position if need be. 

Meanwhile Miller instantly adds a post presence on both ends. He is not a great defender but at least he has size. His passing is some of the best in the league for a big man and he has polished post moves. The Bulls will be more competitive in their last ditch playoff push and they are not taking on major salaries. 

I wouldn't be surprised if the Bulls made a move to get David Lee, but they are already better than they were before the break.

I'm sure there will be at least one more move before the deadline and I just hope teams take into consideration that there are not 30 LeBron James' that will be free agents in 2010. And I definitely hope my Milwaukee Bucks do not trade Richard Jefferson. If the Bucks lose Jefferson, they can say goodbye to the playoffs. 

Boo Hoo Bo Sox

Let's all take a collective sigh of sorrow to recognize the most underprivileged organization in baseball... the Boston Red Sox.

News out of spring training camp features the Red Sox' owner John Henry talking about how baseball needs to implement a salary cap.

Apparently, Henry is unhappy that his small market budget couldn't compete with the Yankees when they signed Mark Teixeira, C.C. Sabathia and A.J. Burnett.

Well cry me a river, Henry. I didn't hear any such talk about a cap when your BoSox were spening more money than the Florida Marlins' payroll just to TALK to Dice K. I didn't hear a peep from you about a cap when you shelled out $10 million per year to starting pitcher Josh Beckett.

So save it, Henry. You are obviously not concerned with dishing out the cash. And you are apparently only concerned about a salary cap when you are falling victim to the Yankees' steep payroll.
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No one believes A-Fraud

Alex Rodriguez Park Dedication
Nobody in their right mind believes admitted PEDphile Alex Rodriguez.

He's lied. He's cheated. No one believes him.

Not even in Chicago, where Cubs fans believed the likes of Andy MacPhail, Ed Lynch and Dusty Baker would deliver championships. Bulls fans trusted Jerry Krause and John Paxson to rebuild disaster basketball squads. And don't even get me started on the Bears or Blackhawks' previous short-comings on their respective promises of championships.

So here we have a city that embraced former rivals and evil-doers. Dennis Rodman, Jim Edmonds and Bob Probert were once revered by Bulls, Cubs and Blackhawks fans, respectively. Rodman and Edmonds eventually became beloved figures during championship runs.

I'm still waiting for Probert to get out of rehab.

And that brings us to A-Roid and the Chicago columnists that aren't cutting him any slack.

Rick Telander [Chicago Sun-Times]: "Would you let a half-witted ''cousin'' clandestinely shoot you up with unnamed drugs in an unsanitary fashion dozens of times over a three-year period when you're getting paid $25 million a year to do what you already have done and this seeming moron might be killing you?"

So how long until someone finds A-Rod's cousin? Weeks? Months? Days? My money's on either the New York Times and its staff of brilliant investigative journalists or ESPN who has the pure man-power and seemingly endless funds to find this character.

Maybe the better question is how long until the New York Post or Daily News finds out that A-Rod's cousin doesn't exist?

Rick Morrisey [Chicago Tribune]: "Unfortunately, being young and stupid (more about the validity of that characterization later) doesn't absolve one of bad behavior. It's why, no matter how sincere he was in apologizing for his past mistakes, Rodriguez shouldn't get to sit in the big-boy wing of the Baseball Hall of Fame."

I'm a 22-year-old college kid, and I know young and stupid.

So maybe there is a reason I realized when A-Rod said he was young and stupid, he was in his eighth, ninth and tenth(!) seasons in Major League Baseball. He was a major league veteran. MLB vets don't make "young and stupid" mistakes.

You know who makes "young and stupid" mistakes 18-to-24-year-olds who have finally broken away from mommy and daddy's loving grasp while on their first (and sometimes only) semester at college.

And while this might be Rodriguez's truth presented by a highly-paid group of Ivy League-educated attorneys, I'm going to ask of him to really come clean.

Just say that you took the steroids because everyone else who was doing it benefited mightily and you didn't want to be left in the dust.

The Deuce (And Fred Taylor) Is Loose

Carolina Panthers v New Orleans Saints
Not a day goes by without me hearing "newspapers are dying."

And it got me to thinking, while the daily hard-copy newspaper are slowly declining, so are the quality of clear-cut No. 1 running backs.

While some of the credit (blame?) can be spread to areas such as free-agency (where players are leaving for the next best offer) and costs (because player salaries are going through the roof), I feel as if the main reason the number of grade-A running backs is down because of health.

Top-tier backs are getting pummeled on a daily basis in practice, and then going out week-after-week and getting hit even harder by players' whose goal in life is to make your job miserable, you know, so they don't get cost cut.

So consider this my preemptive strike.

With Matt Forte coming off a damn-fine rookie season in which he led the Bears in rushing and receiving, Chicago is going to need an insurance policy.

And with Fred Taylor and Deuce McAllister, former star feature backs in their own respects, being cut loose by Jacksonville and New Orleans, respectively, Jerry Angelo would be wise to take a look at improving the depth of his ball carriers.

Daily Dosage: The 'Stay Classy, Carbondale' Edition

51st Annual Grammy Awards - Arrivals
Carrie Underwood apparently is fond of ducking cameras.

The paparazzi won't follow us around Carrie.

Just saying.

Busy day for me as I have class at 9 a.m. but am still prepped for a day full of blogging.

That's just how I roll.

Let's get this day started right with today's Dosage.

Salukis host streaking Sycamores. While the SIU men's basketball team is coming off back-to-back 20-plus-point losses, Indiana State has won three-in-a-row. Sounds like a mismatch, but the Salukis beat the Sycamores handily in Terre Haute, Ind., last month.

But what happens without Bryan Mullins in the mix? [Daily Egyptian]

Addressing Saluki Nation. The column is self explanatory. But here's the background: As a former Dawg Pound member (for four years!) I was upset with the way certain members of the student section acted and when I got a chance to watch the game replayed, it bothered me even more. It's as simple as this: Stay classy, Carbondale. [Daily Egyptian]

Another audio edition of one of Carbondale's favorite staples, The Sports Lounge. [siuDE.com]

Quality Linkage:

Relax....

The message boards are ablaze with "Fire Chris Lowery" posts left and right and it just blows my mind.

Look, I was disappointed with the SIU Salukis last season after failing to qualify for the NCAA Tournament despite a lofty preseason ranking.

Of course I'm even more frustrated this year but Lowery doesn't need to be fired for a million reasons.

Two reasons that stand out the most:

1) Money
2) Track record

No small-market team can afford to fire a coach who recently started a $750,000-a-year contract and this is no exception. It took a miracle to keep him here to begin with. There were big name schools after him with deeper pockets, not to mention the fact that SIU is struggling financially anyway.

And even if money weren't an issue, Lowery's track record indicates that everything will be fine.

As Alfonso Soriano once told Cub fans: "Be Paitient."

It's not like Lowery is doing a spectacular job lately and most of the blame sits squarely on his shoulders. But the blame that rests on his shoulders will be gone soon enough.

You see it was the problems and mistakes Lowery made during his first two-to-three seasons at the helm that are affecting him now.

I realize that sounds crazy because the team went to the second round of the NCAA Tournament his first season, then reached the tournament again in his second and completed the spectacular run with a Sweet 16 appearance his third year, but he did that with Bruce Weber and Matt Painter's players.

That was always my knock against him but he fixed that this year.

The thing that kept the line moving from 2001-2007 was great coaching, continuity and great recruiting. But the last part disappeared in 2005 to an extent.

SIU has always relied on a dominant back court and each year or so, a new duo would take over without any drop in production.

But since 2005, there were a few players who never panned out and the ones who did, didn't become superstars. Couple that with some tough luck in recruiting and you have a recipe for back-to-back letdown seasons.

Take Bryan Mullins and Matt Shaw for example. Both players came in and started at some point as freshmen and did a respectable if not remarkable job for their age.

But as we saw last season and to a different extent this season, they were never able to really build much on what they had already done.

Shaw was supposed to form a dynamic duo with fellow senior Randal Falker last season but it never panned out.

Sure you can blame the brutal schedule but they didn't deliver in the conference tournament either. Falker was constantly being double-teamed and Shaw and Mullins weren't big enough threats offensively to take the pressure of him.

This season we've seen great things out of Mullins before he got injured but we didn't need a pass-first point guard anymore. We needed a scorer.

Obviously this isn't an offensive oriented team but you need a go-to-threat and as the senior leader, Mullins should have been it.

Obviously this is no knock on Mullins, he did his job as a great point guard and played unreal defense but he didn't have a whole lot of help because Lowery failed to lock up local standout Josh Tabb.

Part of this wasn't Lowery's fault because Tabb had to sit out a year because of academics and then decided Bruce Pearl and the Rocky Top Vols were too good to ignore.

The problem with that year is that Lowery never rebounded from a recruiting standpoint.

The year before he thought he could get something out of Wesley Clemmons eventually but here we are five years later and he's still an sixth man at best.

The two post players Lowery reeled in were busts and never looked capable of playing in the Missouri Valley Conference. Those players, Jordan Armstrong and Christian Cornellius were level headed guys, just not premier basketball players, or even bench players.

Fast forward to the next year of recruiting and you'll find a couple of quick fixes but no long term depth or star power.

Transfers Kobby Acquah and Tyrone Green were fun to watch for different reasons but neither offered any help past the Sweet 16 season.

The only other player of note in the class was Josh Bone, who had a rocky few months of play before transferring this season.

So by my count, out of his two recruiting classes that should still be around, he has one player left on the team (Mullins).

That's an absolutely brutal indication of just how bad Lowery was at recruiting initially.

It wasn't untill the 2007 recruting class that we finally saw glimpses of Lowery's recruiting abilities (a deep tournament run didn't hurt either).

But even that class was tainted with a defection/disappointment (Brandon Wood).

Carlton Fay was the gem of the class at the time, although Justin Bocot may have something to say about that, and Nick Evans could eventually provide help in the post.

Fact of the matter is SIU had only a couple of players they could use this year with any kind of confidence.

Mullins and Fay were the only significant pieces to return this season (I don't count Tony Boyle).

Now you can see why the Salukis are where they are despite a dynamite recruiting class they had in 2008.

There wasn't enough depth because of bad early recruiting and defections. The defections aren't on Lowery but the bad talent evaluation is.

I don't miss Bone, Wood, Cornellius, Armstrong or Torres Roundtree (this year's defection). Four of those players weren't very good and the fifth (Roundtree) just got kicked out of JUCO for drug problems.

I do miss some kind of depth or star power Lowery failed to provide during his first few years on the job.

But you live and learn and Lowery has.

I thought the high-water mark for this team was 18 wins and that seems lightyears away at this point.

Either way, this was going to be a rebuilding year but despite the young crop of talent SIU has, the depth doesn't improve much next year.

The good news is, we've at least seen flashes of certain players to know there is a bright future ahead.

Now is the time to use the opened scholarships on junior college players to provide desperately needed depth.

Tony Freeman should be dynamite next year at one of the guard positions and in turn will move one of the three freshmen guards to the bench. The questions become who and how they will handle it.

In different ways, Kevin Dillard, Ryan Hare and Bocot has shown they are capable of holding down a starting spot, but who becomes the sixth man? Perhaps Lowery would switch to a four-guard offense.

If there's no change in the set up of the lineup, you have to figure the battle is between Hare and Bocot because Dillard is a pure point guard who is currently leading the team in points per game.

This isn't a bad dillema for a team sorely needing depth but the player who heads to the bench has to buy into that role for a year before Freeman vacates it.

Couple that with Fay and either Anthony Booker or Evans and you should have a pretty solid starting five if Fay and the rest of the squad take that next step.

Say it pans out this way.

PG - Kevin Dillard
SG - Justin Bocot
SF - Tony Freeman
PF - Carlton Fay
C - Anthony Booker

That sounds like a rock solid starting five despite the youth and inexperience.

Couple that with Evans and Hare as some of the first people of your bench and it sounds even better.

So be paitient with Lowery for another year and let's see what happens.

In the meantime, his goal should be adding two or three players who can come in and make an impact of the bench immediately.