Showing posts with label Cool Names. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cool Names. Show all posts

I always knew Ankiel was a Dick

From The St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

Ankiel has been preoccupied recently about when it is age appropriate for him to shorten his given name, Richard, to "Dick" instead of "Rick." Some friends and clubhouse denizens have already taken to calling him "Dick" this spring. He calls it an instant "ice-breaker."

That Dick Ankiel, always redefining himself.

I'm a little shocked, Cubs fans have been calling Ankiel a Dick since he debuted for the Cardinals on the mound. Oh well, I guess it's official now.

Like we didn't already know.

Sorry, Chief

Chief Kickingstallionsims, the longest name in tournament history, had a very short stay.

Don't feel too bad, Alabama State. Losing to Morehead State by 15 points isn't as bad as losing to Louisville by 57 points in the first round.