Wang Currently Disabled, Heads To DL (So Do These Kinds Of Headlines)

Hasn't this dude ever heard of Extenze? I'm pretty sure his girlfriend isn't going to be happy with this latest development.


Video duration 38 seconds? Finish the joke as you may.

Phillies, Rangers To Call No Homo (I Think)

MLB Trade Rumors, the premier trade rumors aggregator site drops this nugget, which also happens to be a headline writer's dream. Thus begins my life with screen grabs.

Phillies, Rangers Interested In Wang [MLBTR]

Wang Yanked Early ... Oh, And He Didn't Pitch Well Either

Wang doesn't last long as Red Sox wear him out after another short appearance. Think Joe Girardi regrets re-inserting Wang?

Probably much as Chien-Meng regrets his last name being symbolic for a penis.

And that, my friends, is as close as I am getting to analyzing Red Sox-Yankees.