Unfortunately, I won't be able to put out my unique spin on the Bulls coaching search which would have netted the team (presumably) its first player-coach, Michael Beasley.
Topics that might be touched on are as follows:
- Where has Mark Prior gone?
- Chicago's Olympic Hopes
- Sleeping with the enemy (like when you're most hated rival joins your favorite team)
- The statistical anomaly that was the 2005 Chicago White Sox
- And hopefully a preview of the Crosstown Classic
That's only if you behave yourself.