Happy Birthday America!

Jessica Simpson is still hot! (via Chickipedia)

Just one question: WTF are you doing in front of a computer?

Go out, bust out the grill and cook some dogs and burgers. If you don't have a grill, find someone who does ... but don't come to the party empty handed. OK?

Enjoy this pic of Jessica Simpson, responsibly, of course. And have a Happy 4th of July.

Until a later date, here are some links to satisfy your hunger.
  • Turk spurns Blazers for Raptors as his descent from NBA Finals to borderline eighth seed begins July 8. [ESPN]
  • Speaking of descent, Alfonso Soriano is dropping down in the order, all the way to sixth with the Fukustick's .380 OBP goes to the top. [Chicago Sun-Times]
  • How athletes prevent sunburn. [Deadspin]
That's it. I'm done. I'm gonna get the festivities started. Take care, America!